Hello! My name is Just One Of Last Night's Many Confused Conversations.
- Gertz: You posed nude!!??!?!
- Me: no.
- Gertz: How else does a beautiful woman like yourself get a dime out of playboy?
- Me: hahaha
- Gertz: Which month are you going to be in?
- Me: December
- Gertz: I'm guessing October
- Me: The Hanukkah issue
- Gertz: I was going to say that your flowing brown hair is like the changing of the leaves
- Gertz: But then again...leaves change and different times in the country
- Gertz: So that makes no sense
- Gertz: Hannukkah fits better
- Me: haha