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“ You have received the Hugh Hefner Magazine Scholarship for the 2008-2009 academic year because of your outstanding achievement as a journalism student. Your award is provided by Playboy Enterprises,Inc.
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The letter I received for my scholarship yesterday! I put up an away message about it, and everyone — everyone — thought I had posed for them.
Hugh’s an alumnus, sillies! And generous alumnus at that. (I’m so excited! Eep!) Go pick up an issue, and tell your girlfriends it’s just a congratulatory gift for me. You’ll totally get away with it.