Hello! My name is I'M GOING TO BE A DAILY ILLINI OPINIONS COLUMNIST THIS FALL!
I’m so, so excited. Eek! Are you excited? You should be. Get excited! Might want to bookmark their site while you’re at it. This job is going to be a blast!
In other news — it’s gotten to the point again where I have too many jobs to keep track of. Last year, I had a sticky note above my desk with a list of them. Maybe this year, I’ll upgrade and engrave a tablet.